Wednesday, May 31, 2017

May 31st-Our Sweet Sweet Earth

Image result for cute baby polar bears

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the Earth.  If reports are right and 45 pulls out of the Paris Accord we truly will forfeit our right to be a nation that leads the way for the world.  I hope all his followers enjoy a their #MAGA.  Do they not realize that America is technically part of the Earth and if we ruin it, there is no backup plan and no America to make great?  BTW, covfefe.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

May 30th-How Not to Make Friends or Influence People

Related image

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Germany.  45's tweets show how little he really understands about how the world or for that matter just about anything in the world really works.  

Sunday, May 28, 2017

May 28th-Sunday Funday on Twitter


Image result for animal who is very proud

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Twitter.  It was nice while it lasted.  We got 9 whole days without 45's craziness.  To make up for it he tweeted 10 times today.  Topics of choice: fake media, leaks, healthcare, and how great he is doing....

Thursday, May 25, 2017

May 25th-Get Out of My Way

Image result for animal get outta my way

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the Prime Minister of Montenegro.  On behalf of the United States, we are so sorry that our President acts like an entitled five year old.


Wednesday, May 24, 2017

May 24th-Back to school it's a bad situation

Image result for cute baby animal in school

Today's moment of zen is for public education.  Betsy DeVos's idea of school choice is a private school that doesn't have to be held to any kind of academic standard, can discriminate against students, and can force students students with disabilities to sign away their rights under the individuals with disabilities act AND still get our tax payer dollars to pay for it.  

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

May 23rd-You Can't Rely on the Old Man's Money





Today's moment of zen is dedicated to all of 45's voters who are going to be hit hard but his budget proposal if gets enacted.  Remember, when he said he was making America great, he meant just for rich people, not all of you.  

Monday, May 22, 2017

May 22nd-Do Not Do As I Say or As I Do



Image result for cute animal with a paw on the bible

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the Fifth Amendment. To quote 45:  The mob takes the Fifth Amendment. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?'  Does the make Michael Flynn a member of the mob or just guilty?

Friday, May 19, 2017

May 19th-He's a Witch, Burn Him, Burn Him!

Image result for cute animal dressed as a witch

Today's Moment of Zen is dedicated to all the other politicians who were treated more unfairly than 45.  Let's see, Nelson Mandela went to prison and Barack Obama was accused of being, well not white, American, or Christian.   Then there are those that have been shot like Lincoln and Kennedy, that seems pretty unfair if you ask me...

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

May 16th-The Notebook

Image result for cute baby animal taking notes

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to taking good notes.  You never know when they might come in handy, like at a Congressional hearing....

Monday, May 15, 2017

May 15th-Shhh, It's A Secret

Image result for cute baby animals sharing secrets

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to highly classified information.  Information so secret we don't share it with some of our allies BUT it's perfectly fine if 45 tells the Russians.  WTF?

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

May 10th-Giant Twitter Hole

Related image

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the Democrats.  45's tweet tantrum about the Democrats and his firing of Comey only make him seem like he's more guilty and hiding something.  I'm surprised he can see out the gigantic hole he has dug himself into today.  He can't tweet his way out of this one!

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

May 9th-Easy D Firing



Image result for cute fbi dog

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to James Comey.  Seems nobody in DC likes this man right now.  POTUS didn't need much of an excuse to fire him today.  Comey gave him an "easy D" firing without it looking like it's because of the FBI's investigation into Russia.

Monday, May 8, 2017

May 8th-Professionalism and Class Under Fire

Image result for lioness

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to former acting attorney general Sally Yates.  This women was twitter attacked by 45, and then grilled by Cruz and his Republican cronies under oath and...SHE. WAS. AMAZING.  She proved today who is a partisan hack and who is a consummate professional career justice department attorney.  

Sunday, May 7, 2017

May 6th-7th-The Days After

Image result for cute animal dressed as doctor

Yesterday and Today's moment of zen is dedicated to healthcare.  As much as Republicans and 45's cronies try to cover the stench of this horrible bill with roses they trampled in their Rose Garden victory lap, everyone (and by everyone, I am including the AARP, AHA, AMA, and about 47 other groups) knows it's a terrible piece of legislation. 

Friday, May 5, 2017

April 5th-Revenge of the Pre-Existing Condition

Image result for cute baby animals

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to pre-existing conditions.  I personally have some listed on the Macarthur Amendment.  Thanks to the Republicans, I might have to worry that my family and I may face skyrocketing premiums when we change health insurance. Republicans would rather just chug a beer and take a victory lap around the rose garden than actually take the time and energy to fix what is wrong with healthcare in this country.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

April 4th-The Birds and the Bullsh*t

Image result for mother cat and kittens

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to family planning.   45 just appointed a person who doesn't believe in contraception to the HHS position in charge of contraception.  The most effective way to reduce abortion and unwanted pregnancies is education about how to prevent pregnancies AND access to birth control.  It just leaves me speechless.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

May 3rd-If It's Not Good Enough For Congress, It's Not Good Enough for Us

Image result for cute sick animals

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to we the people.  Congress is about to vote on healthcare legislation that: A. They and their staff are exempt from AND B. Has no CBO score so no one knows how many people it helps or hurts or how much it costs.  This is not the way you Govern. Congress is not above the law, they work for us.  We must all vote in 2018.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

May 2nd-Wheeling and (Not) Dealing

Image result for cute weasel

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to good government deal making of which 45 knows nothing. His a bully and a whiner who can't make a deal to save his life in Washington so his next play is to try and consolidate power and change the rules.  What a loser. 

Monday, May 1, 2017

May 1st-Let's Make Trump take the U.S. Citizenship Test

Image result for cute animal doing facepalm

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to history.  It is actually made up of a lot of facts you can't just bend to your will, like saying Andrew Jackson wanted to stop the civil when he died 16 years before it started.  Or saying no one asks why we had a civil war when that is an actual question on the US citizenship test.