March 31st-Not Signed, Sealed, or Delivered

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to signing things, like executive orders.  Apparently when startled by a vicious mean reporter in the oval office who asks you impossible questions like "why does your former national security adviser need immunity?" you become so flustered that you need to leave immediately, without doing the one thing you came in the room to do.  

March 30th-Maybe Calling Them Out On Twitter Will Work....

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the two sided war 45 is aiming to start with both Democrats and the Freedom Caucus ahead of 2018.  Ask Germany how fighting on 2 fronts worked out for them....

March 29th-BAD DOG!

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the Failing NY Times, "fake" news media, John Podesta, and Hillary Clinton.  Doesn't 45 realize that his deflection back to old news stories just makes him seem more guilty??

March 28th-Everything Coal is New Again

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the future of energy.  As much as 45 would like it to be coal, I've got bad news for him, it's not.  He can't sign his way into a robust coal based job market.  All he is doing is helping America lose it's standing as a leader on climate change and make America worse again.

March 27th-It Seems Like a Lack of Intelligence

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the rest of the House Intelligence Committee who are losing their independence because of the actions of their chairman, Representative Nunes.  He has demonstrated party before country in his handling of his responsibilities in the Russian Investigation.   

March 26th-When at First You Don't Succeed...Just Move on to Tax Reform

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to well...pretty much everyone in Washington who is feeling the heat from 45's deflection on who is responsible for failed healthcare reform.  What amazes me is that after 7 years of campaigning on repeal and replace and 45 making it one of his signature campaign promises, right up there with "Build that Wall", Republicans are willing to walk away after 17 days of trying. They could care less if the end result is that Americans wind up paying the price.  The ACA was never perfect, but instead of fixing it or replacing it, they are willing to just let it continue no matter how it effects Americans. Nice.  That is some classy leadership.  Well truth be told, 45 and Republicans in congress does have more important things to do in the form of tax cuts for the wealthy.  #MAGA

March 25th-Are We Tired of Winning Yet?

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to 45's agenda.  He may think alienating Republicans and Democrats that opposed Trumpcare is a winning strategy to get the rest of his agenda passed, but well, I think he's wrong.  Good luck on tax cuts for the rich, border security, and infrastructure investment 45.

March 23rd-But Today I am Still Just a Bill.

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Congressional Democrats.  No matter how 45 tries to spin it, they are in no way responsible for the failure of the house to pass Trumpcare and anyone who has seen School House Rocks could tell you that.

March 23rd-I Want a New Government, One That Won't Make Me Sick

Today's moment of zen is once again dedicated to Trumpcare.  Even with all the changes the CBO says the same number will lose their insurance it won't reduce as much of the deficit as the previous version.  Way to go 45 and Ryan, you somehow managed to make a bad bill even worse.  

March 22nd-Go on Take the Money and Run

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the domestic budget.  It could really use some of the EXTRA $60 million the secret service has asked for next year to guard 45 and his ridiculous globe trotting family.

March 21st-This Land is Your Land, this land is Trump's Land

Today's moment of zen is dedicate to land owners along the Mexican border.  I hope you are not too found of your land and don't mind a little federal eminent domain.  45 thinks eminent domain is "wonderful", well as long as he's the one doing the seizing.  

March 20th-Pay No Attention to that Hearing on Capital Hill or If You Do, Only Listen to What I Say About It!

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the usual cast of characters 45 uses to try and deflect everyone from the real story of the testimony being given by the CIA and NSA to Congress.  Let's see, in the last 24 hours he tweeted about CNN, Clinton, and the Democrats.  Then in a series of official POTUS tweets today about the hearing, he was "misleading, inaccurate, or simply false" about the testimony from Comey and Rogers according to the Fake Washington Post. 

March 19th-You Say It's Your Birthday!

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to me, because it's my birthday!!!  45 can have a day off and play some golf in Florida like he does most weekends at taxpayers expense while I enjoy my celebration!

March 18th-Klappe zu, Affe tot (Let’s put an end to this)

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Germany (again).  It wasn't enough that Angela Merkel had to suffer by spending several hours listening to 45 and his ridiculous remarks and then be witness to his absolute lack of manners and decorum.  Then Germany had to witness 45's early morning twitter tirade about how Germany is supposedly not paying it's fair share to NATO, is just too much for one country to have to put up with in 24 hours from POTUS.

March 17th-The Luck of the Irish Prime Minister

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to our European allies. Two of them got special attention from 45 this week while he tried to bolster his false wire tapping accusations.  Sorry Great Britain and Germany. Sláinte to the Irish Prime Minister for your rousing speech on St. Patrick, the immigrant!

March 16th-We The People

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to we the people who will not sit by idly and watch a house full of lunatics dismantle programs that make America great.  We the people value clean air, clean water, meals for the elderly, science, and support for public art, music, and television.  We need all of that. What we don't need is some damn wall across our border that will do nothing to keep people out and will make our other borders less secure.  

March 15th - Nuthin’ but a DT Thang

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Snoop Dog. Don't you have more important things to worry about than pop culture 45? 

March 14th-Live and Let Die

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to both "wire tapping" and wire tapping.  Both of which Congress seems a bit peeved about as the White House, Justice, and FBI seem unwilling or more likely unable to provide evidence of against candidate Trump.  

March 13th-I Want A New Drug!

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the 14 million people the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office says will lose their coverage if Trumpcare is passed. To add insult to injury house Republicans also included a little tax gift to wealthy investors by repealing a net investment income tax.  I'm sure that's just what the average American was hoping they would do, stop helping those that need help and help those that don't need it even more.  #republicanhypocrisy.  

March 12th-All your DNA are Belong To Us.

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to privacy and DNA.  Congress is working on a bill that would allow company wellness programs to demand you hand over your DNA or face a financial penalty.  I guess that's the GOP's way of looking out for people, I mean who doesn't want their employer to have their DNA, what nefarious reason could they possibly want it for?

March 11th-There will be blood!

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Preet Bharara, a dedicated US Attorney who was fired by the new administration. While it was well within the rights of the administration to do so, it again appears that he was another person who got jerked around by 45.  He was apparently asked to stay on initially but then was fired along with all the other appointed US attorneys in the Justice department.  

March 10th-I swear sometimes that man is out to get me!

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the Jobs Report.  I fear you will get jerked around like most people do who have to deal with 45.  When you are low you will be  "phony and wrong" but when you are high you will be "accurate and convincing evidence of 45's amazing business prowess".  

March 9th-You Don't Know What You've Got Till it's Gone

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the EPA and it's scientists.  It's so sad to watch as people in power devise ways to dismantle the organization that is the reason why we don't have smog filled cities, rivers that catch on fire, or acid rain.  They are the reason we still have bald eagles today.  I will say it again, without clean air, clean water, and protection for our natural resources America will never be great. 

March 8th-Here's To Strong Women!

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to women everywhere. Those that respect us, don't actually have to keep talking about their "tremendous respect" for us, it shows in their actions.

March 7th-Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to healthcare.  Apparently nobody likes the new GOP plan, not some in the GOP, not Democrats, not hospitals, not even Trump who thinks Rand Paul might be able to come up with something that's not a "disaster" like Obamacare.  Well, maybe the rich like it, but I'm pretty sure no one else does.

March 6th-WTF Did He Just Say?

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to our sanity.  I am so sorry we all have to listen to the crazy that comes out of Ben Carson's mouth.  

March 5th-Did he really say that?

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the rhetorical question.  I'm sorry 45 is using you to fan the flames of twitter to try and distract people from his administration's wrong doing.  Does POTUS use twitter to try and obfuscate? Does he really get his information from news media?  Doesn't he have access to intelligence briefings? Does he really think any of this will work?

March 4th-I always feel like someone is watching me

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to President Obama, the constitution, and the separation of powers.  Everyone in this country, regardless of your political beliefs, should be deeply concerned when the leader of the free world makes unsubstantiated and reckless allegations against a former president.  The smoke is getting thick around 45 and using tweet storms to try and blow it away won't work.  #tiestorussia #showusyourtaxes #wherethereissmokethereisusuallyfire

March 3rd-Isn't It Ironic? Don't you think?

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the word "hereby".  45 tried and failed twice on Twitter to get it right and in between posted about our failing education system. Sad! #FailingDonaldTrump #irony

March 2nd-You gotta know when to hold 'em

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the Democrats, you have not "overplayed your hand", in fact I would see that bet and raise it that the Democrats are ready to go all in.  

March 1st-Where is in the World is Marco Rubio?

Today's moment of zen is dedicated to little Marco who apparently got himself kicked out of his Tampa office because of too many protesters are hanging around.  If you would just hold a town hall meeting Marco, you could have avoided this mess!