Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the American Military. Passing the blame to others on a military mission you authorized makes you unfit to be called Commander in Chief.
#growapair #unfittolead #draftdodger
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Monday, February 27, 2017
February 27th-The March of the Penguins
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to America First, which apparently means gutting domestic programs and increasing the already "world's largest military budget" by 10%.
Sunday, February 26, 2017
February 26th - Journalists
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to journalists everywhere. Thank you for doing your very important job, despite the almost daily tweet storm you have to endure. #Ibeliveinfacts#firstamendment #thereisareasonitsfirst #thankyou
Saturday, February 25, 2017
February 25th-White Terrorist
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the sound of silence that is 45's response to the horrible shooting of 2 legal immigrants who were told to "get out of my country". Unacceptable.#therewouldhavebeenlotsoftweetsifitwasnotawhiteshooter
Friday, February 24, 2017
February 24th-No Press Briefing for You!
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to The New York Times, CNN, Politico, The Los Angeles Times, and Buzzfeed. No press briefing for you! Maybe it's time all the reporters ban 45!
Thursday, February 23, 2017
February 23rd-Citizens United
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to all those citizens who are represented by cowards that are hiding from their constituents. #youworkforus #2018midtermsarecoming
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
February 22nd-Why I Otter....
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to all those "illegal voters", none of whom voted for 45, hear that none. Some people are saying they all voted for Hillary. I mean, I've been told that by people. Look out imaginary illegal voters Pence and his task force are coming for you.....
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
February 21st-Festivus
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the "liberal activists" also known as "constituents" or "engaged citizens" who are putting democracy into action! #firstamendement #democracy #notgettingpaid #truth #redressingourgrievences
Monday, February 20, 2017
February 20th-Presidented Day
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to all the other presidents. I'm so sorry about this whole 45 mess. #presidentsday
Sunday, February 19, 2017
February 19th-Last Night in Sweden
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Sweden for "what's happening last night in Sweden" or as the Swedes would say "nothing".
Saturday, February 18, 2017
February 18th-Nothing Compares to You
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Hillary, 45 just can't get over the election, he mentioned her at least 13 times in his Thursday press conference. I think someone's just a tad bit jealous or her popular vote win....
Friday, February 17, 2017
February 17th-The Day the Music Died
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the environment. Without clean air, clean water, and protection for our natural resources America will never be great. #pruittisaweasel #EPAisimportant #defendournaturalresources #thisisnotapartisanissue
Thursday, February 16, 2017
February 16th-You All Know Each Other Right?
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the Congressional Black Caucus because assuming all black people know each other and asking a reporter to set up a meeting for you is definitely completely normal and rational behavior.
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
February 15th-Birther-In-Chief
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to conspiracy theories. Hey conspiracy theories, I am so sorry that 45 can't tell the difference between actual news reporting and you. You think he would know since he used you so often during his campaign and since becoming POTUS. #trumpbirtherlies #trumpfakevoterfraud #trumpTedCruzJFKlies
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
February 14th-Taking Back Facts
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to alternative facts. They couldn't save Flynn and finally got at least a temporary boot!
Monday, February 13, 2017
February 13th-What's the Situation?
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the situation room. Because apparently a non secure ballroom table in a club with a bunch of camera flashlights is just as good.
Sunday, February 12, 2017
February 12th-Basketball is my Favorite Sport
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Mark Cuban, even though I'm 100% confident he can match 45 tweet for tweet. PS 45: He actually is smart enough to run for president....I mean we pretty much ruled out an intelligence litmus test after this election...
Saturday, February 11, 2017
February 11th-Draft Dodger
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Vietnam Veterans, including my father, because draft dodgers in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Friday, February 10, 2017
February 10th-Whatever You Do, Don't Shake His Hand.
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe who had to endure a very LONG and awkward handshake with 45. #pictureisworthathousandwordsandavideoispriceless
Thursday, February 9, 2017
February 9th-Clearly I meant Orlando
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Atlanta and Orlando. It's obvious to everyone that whenever anyone says "Atlanta" they are CLEARLY referring to "Orlando". Even a press secretary knows that! #alternativefacts
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
February 8th-Don't Shop Till You Drop
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Nordstrom's. One tweet won't slow shoppers down!
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
February 7th-A Free and Appropriate Public Education
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to public education. May it not give up without a fight.
Monday, February 6, 2017
February 6th-Escape from Reality
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to reality, which seems to be under attack more and more each day.
Sunday, February 5, 2017
February 5th-Are You Ready for Some Football?
Today's moment of zen is for everyone who cares about today's game. #Iamjustwatchingforthecommercials
Saturday, February 4, 2017
February 4th-Five Minutes till Robart
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Judge Robart. Thanks for doing your job. #checksandbalances
Friday, February 3, 2017
February 3rd-We Honor the Victims of Bowling Green
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to the imaginary victims of the Bowling Green massacre. #alternativefacts
Thursday, February 2, 2017
February 2nd-Pray for Arnold
Today's moment of zen is dedicated to Arnold Schwarzenegger. #prayforarnold
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
February 1st-G'Day Mate!
Moment of zen dedicated to the Prime Minister of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull, who had the joy of talking to POTUS recently.
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